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[24 Oct 2005|01:59am] [ music | EMF ] Ok. It's time for a new Livejournal. This name never really suited me, and it was Arity's anyway. Forgive me, Arity. The new one is homomilk. Tell a friend. Also, add me to your friends lists, and I'll add you back. Holla. 1 got spanked|whip it!

per Maria's request [15 May 2005|07:17pm] For all of those who may or may not have been wondering, I did indeed make it home safely and in a timely manner on Friday night. No, I am not returning to Livejournal. Yes, you may cry now. Enjoy your lives. 9 got spanked|whip it!

don't worry [07 Jan 2005|05:05pm] [ mood | in NO WAY suicidal ] [ music | David Bowie --> Life on Mars? ] David Bowie makes me want to kill myself. In a good way. 7 got spanked|whip it!

[04 Jun 2004|09:05am] [ mood | indescribable ] And then it was his last day of high school. 9 got spanked|whip it!

[12 Mar 2004|09:48pm] Booooooooooooooooooooooored.............. whip it!

[11 Mar 2004|10:19pm] (_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK (_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT (_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX (_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX (x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR (x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN (_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI (_) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX (X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE (_) I NEVER HAD SEX (x) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC (X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED (X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED (x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED (x) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT (x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME (_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE (x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY) (x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING (x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX (_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX (x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX (X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED (_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER (X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB (x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE (X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE (_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND (_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER (x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS (_) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE (_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL (x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER (x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE (x) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR (x) I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE (_) I NEVER HAVE EATEN SUSHI (x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SNOWBOARDING (_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH MYSELF (x) I NEVER SAT IN THE BACK OF A SQUAD CAR IN MY BOXERS whip it!

[08 Mar 2004|12:07am] You are CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL. She is a rad chick with absolutely no fashion sense. If you are a guy and chose this... you are gay. Which old school Nickelodeon show are you? brought to you by Quizilla 2 got spanked|whip it!

[27 Feb 2004|03:49pm] To read the friends-only entries (probably 80%) from this new journal, you have to comment on this entry. If you don't comment, you won't be added to my friends list. Thanks. 49 got spanked|whip it!

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